Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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