the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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