she looked like the bat from fern gully.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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