If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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