Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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