I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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