Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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