In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
