he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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