can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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