I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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