There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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