Who did Billy Mays play for?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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