My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
