So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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