turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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