Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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