do herpes really smell.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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