Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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