You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
