what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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