Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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