Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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