How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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