i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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