I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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