Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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