sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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