And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am available for nakedness
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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