I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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