theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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