He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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