dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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