why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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