Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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