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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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