is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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