Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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