I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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