I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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