This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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