Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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