you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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