it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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