this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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