I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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