this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
