Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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