You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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