he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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