When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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