She is in my trunk
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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