just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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