He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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