Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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