Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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