I got chris browned last night
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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