that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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